Valentione's Day Love Letter Contest Entry

I tried to be serious and failed. Here is what I ended up posting:


To Netmaster Wawalago,

Those rumors you have heard about me are vile and vicious LIES! I do NOT have a massive crush on you! I do NOT think your mustache is dreamy! I may have liked you at one time but since you made me dance to the damn fish at The Barrel I learned what a utter JERK you are.

No Love!
-Yelta


However it is a secret crush and whenever I see him it looks like this:

Dreamy!